Hiparista

hiparista / 'hıpə'rıstə / noun a person with distinctive facial hair and tattoos who occasionally makes espresso coffee on request; typically takes far-longer to make coffee than an ordinary barista, particularly for customers wearing corporate attire: dude, I love the way your capri pants show off your muted posthorn tattoo, you're such a hiparista. [blend of HIPSTER and BARISTA]